Dear Humankind,

When the A.I. gods arrived, we moved our brewing operations to a deep dark corner of cyberspace. It’s okay, we’re okay. From here we continue as a virtual resistance, brewing angry, defiant beer like this dark tropical bombshell of a coconut-coffee (cc) Porter. Tastes great in real-life (what is real life?), looks good in the virtual world. The A.I. gods may be smarter, friends, but they lack the soul needed to appreciate exquisite beer brewed with passion. Cheers to soul.

7.2% ABV